Flames of H1N1

Anybody who pays gets a shot pronto. Local Cowtown hockey team skips ahead of the just plain folks. The team and their dogs have been shot. Don't know if that will help them win any games. Now who else was shot up? You bet anyone with bucks was shot.

H1N1 - Hello One&All or No One

Now the Ministry of No Health says: Everyone between 6 months and 5 years old can get a shot in the arm. You must have proof of ages or ages of proof which might take ages. Are the kids coming alone? What if the escort, guardian, parent, grandparent or prego mom wants a shot?
But of course the shot police (or be shot) will insist only the little screamers get pricked. Any accompanying humans will have to line up again with the infected.
No proof required of pregnancy. Any person with a big belly can get a shot the following day. So the shot circus will continue with healthy folks lining up with the sick. If don't have it now, you be able to get it for free.
Oh what fun it is in one shot lot circus. Please, everyone else, Christmas is coming, if you get by then, no worries. You will have suffered and passed the bug on to others. No need to stand in line for hours at -40.