Flames of H1N1

Anybody who pays gets a shot pronto. Local Cowtown hockey team skips ahead of the just plain folks. The team and their dogs have been shot. Don't know if that will help them win any games. Now who else was shot up? You bet anyone with bucks was shot.

H1N1 - Hello One&All or No One

Now the Ministry of No Health says: Everyone between 6 months and 5 years old can get a shot in the arm. You must have proof of ages or ages of proof which might take ages. Are the kids coming alone? What if the escort, guardian, parent, grandparent or prego mom wants a shot?
But of course the shot police (or be shot) will insist only the little screamers get pricked. Any accompanying humans will have to line up again with the infected.
No proof required of pregnancy. Any person with a big belly can get a shot the following day. So the shot circus will continue with healthy folks lining up with the sick. If don't have it now, you be able to get it for free.
Oh what fun it is in one shot lot circus. Please, everyone else, Christmas is coming, if you get by then, no worries. You will have suffered and passed the bug on to others. No need to stand in line for hours at -40.

Virus Protection

I've got my virus mask and goggles.
N95 Article
Another Link 

Nurse's are right 

Rumsfeld Vaccine (High Cost to Human Life)   

Pandora's Box Opened

Wait in Line for Hours - Alberta

Alberta Canada- Stalemate and Liespert like torturing citizens...

Your mission, should you decide to accept it., and that should any citizen be seen or stand, the Premier will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Stand in line for hours exposed to the elements and H1N1 virus carriers to get a needle in your arm. Do not worry, it's free. Your disrespect is totally free. Now, just ask yourself, how much do I pay for some respect? Try $50 a shot. You will here "next" in about 15 minutes.
Check out this link on H1N1 

Weather Warning

Due to Climate Change
Warnings
City of Calgary
4:18 PM MDT Monday 26 October 2009
Wind Blows warning and  White Outs
City of Calgary issued

Wind  and snow forecast for Tuesday AM rush hour.
(Do not worry, a tandem sanding truck will not be blocking you.)

Sometime in the night a cold front will combine with a moist cell from BC with assistance from a Montana Banana band of rain. This will result in a 30cm dump in and around the Calgary. Expect long delays and girdlock throughout the rush hour.
City workers as usual may be caught working, the Mayor will disavow any knowledge of action.

City Worker Does Not Wake Drivers

Worker for Calgary City Roads sleeps through heavy snowfall. He failed to wake fellow workers. Roads in the city quickly became skating rinks. The result was 200 plus vehicle accidents and several late employees.

The Mayor said:

"I think it does need to be topped up with a few extra million dollars."

The City admitted there are not enough workers to man all 70 sanders. The media did report that 70 trucks hit the road at 5:30am. Actually only about 50 trucks left the city yard. The workers could not get any sleep because of ringing phones.

Day 8 - Finally a Clean Up

No pictures required....

Day 7 - And Still no Action

Same old pile.

Day 6 - Still no Action

Calgary- 9/22/2009

Same pile spread out more. No sign of any clean up.

Day 5 - Garbage Riped Open

Calgary- 9/21/2009
More and more garbage appears in Falconridge. This time several bags are strewn about. They did not make in the bin. Just left there for scavengers to rip open. However, they were civilized judging by the evidence of paper plates on the pavement.

The Real Falcon Ridge

Check out the real ridge by viewing the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUwmoEBE4LY

Day 4 - More Garbage Different Birds

Calgary-
It seems the heaps of garbage just keep coming even on Sunday. Must be the Bylaw Officer's day off unless that's him driving by. I think it's the dude on the bench.

Roost May Have Been Found

Calgary- 
Crow roost may have been located. The location could be the Nortel building with pointy towers. Murders of crows were seen flying in around the property. This facility has been shut down for a couple of years. Very appropiate that crows may living there. They are a harbinger of death and feed off the dead.

Day 3 - A Murder of Crows

Calgary- Still no city bylaw action on the weekend. Less garbage because crows are efficient scavengers. Unfornately this mess is distracting them away from their normal food. Crows will eat most dead animals (carrion). They like dead or dying creatures and will wait patiently for an animal to die. Nothing like fresh eyeballs and gonads.

Fresh update: more garbage out at 4 pm.

Show Me the Money!

Calgary-
City bylaw only comes for the money. Do not call 311 and be put on hold for infinity. Call the local news or Alderman or Alderwoman.

Falconridge is for the Crows

Calgary

Crows have taken over a quiet condo complex in Falconridge. The city appears to be turning a blind eye. The attraction is garbage thrown about at a the neighboring shopping centre. One building appears to be the major culprit as waste is just steps from their rear door. The heap of garbage is in view of busy side road. This ugly pile puts a blight on an otherwise clean residental neighborhood. The question is how long does it take a city bylaw officer to respond? Some complaints have be called in to the 311 number.  The evidence disappears daily and the birds are getting fatter with the foraging. This could be a wildlife issue. The birds are getting lazy by not eating their regular diet. Flight path overhead could be impacted. The human population is affected by constant noise and the playground appears empty.

Local Mosque Dumps Garbage

Calgary

North East Muslim temple dumps waste near city roadway. Langar free dinner for the poor scrapes are spread about to feed their reincarnated friends. In this case, Crows. As a result there is no peace and quiet for the surrounding neighborhood. Constant din of caw caw caw from dawn til dusk resounds throughout the area. Crows feet can be heard scurrying along the roof tops and gutters.  These blackbirds are dominating the local song birds. The only sound is caw caw caw caw!

Called 311 Thursday September 17 and registered a complaint. Called again Friday to report more garbage. No results so far but the 311 operator said the city may respond before September 27. The evidence keeps disappearing and the Crows keep on coming. The neighborhood will have to put with the noise and the messy temple. City Bylaw is either pacing itself or there are to many messes to contain in the concrete jungle.