Flames of H1N1

Anybody who pays gets a shot pronto. Local Cowtown hockey team skips ahead of the just plain folks. The team and their dogs have been shot. Don't know if that will help them win any games. Now who else was shot up? You bet anyone with bucks was shot.

H1N1 - Hello One&All or No One

Now the Ministry of No Health says: Everyone between 6 months and 5 years old can get a shot in the arm. You must have proof of ages or ages of proof which might take ages. Are the kids coming alone? What if the escort, guardian, parent, grandparent or prego mom wants a shot?
But of course the shot police (or be shot) will insist only the little screamers get pricked. Any accompanying humans will have to line up again with the infected.
No proof required of pregnancy. Any person with a big belly can get a shot the following day. So the shot circus will continue with healthy folks lining up with the sick. If don't have it now, you be able to get it for free.
Oh what fun it is in one shot lot circus. Please, everyone else, Christmas is coming, if you get by then, no worries. You will have suffered and passed the bug on to others. No need to stand in line for hours at -40.

Virus Protection

I've got my virus mask and goggles.
N95 Article
Another Link 

Nurse's are right 

Rumsfeld Vaccine (High Cost to Human Life)   

Pandora's Box Opened

Wait in Line for Hours - Alberta

Alberta Canada- Stalemate and Liespert like torturing citizens...

Your mission, should you decide to accept it., and that should any citizen be seen or stand, the Premier will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Stand in line for hours exposed to the elements and H1N1 virus carriers to get a needle in your arm. Do not worry, it's free. Your disrespect is totally free. Now, just ask yourself, how much do I pay for some respect? Try $50 a shot. You will here "next" in about 15 minutes.
Check out this link on H1N1 

Weather Warning

Due to Climate Change
Warnings
City of Calgary
4:18 PM MDT Monday 26 October 2009
Wind Blows warning and  White Outs
City of Calgary issued

Wind  and snow forecast for Tuesday AM rush hour.
(Do not worry, a tandem sanding truck will not be blocking you.)

Sometime in the night a cold front will combine with a moist cell from BC with assistance from a Montana Banana band of rain. This will result in a 30cm dump in and around the Calgary. Expect long delays and girdlock throughout the rush hour.
City workers as usual may be caught working, the Mayor will disavow any knowledge of action.

City Worker Does Not Wake Drivers

Worker for Calgary City Roads sleeps through heavy snowfall. He failed to wake fellow workers. Roads in the city quickly became skating rinks. The result was 200 plus vehicle accidents and several late employees.

The Mayor said:

"I think it does need to be topped up with a few extra million dollars."

The City admitted there are not enough workers to man all 70 sanders. The media did report that 70 trucks hit the road at 5:30am. Actually only about 50 trucks left the city yard. The workers could not get any sleep because of ringing phones.

Day 8 - Finally a Clean Up

No pictures required....