Monday, October 26, 2009

Wait in Line for Hours - Alberta

Alberta Canada- Stalemate and Liespert like torturing citizens...


Your mission, should you decide to accept it., and that should any citizen be seen or stand, the Premier will disavow any knowledge of your actions. Stand in line for hours exposed to the elements and H1N1 virus carriers to get a needle in your arm. Do not worry, it's free. Your disrespect is totally free. Now, just ask yourself, how much do I pay for some respect? Try $50 a shot. You will here "next" in about 15 minutes.
Check out this link on H1N1 

Weather Warning


Due to Climate Change
Warnings
City of Calgary
4:18 PM MDT Monday 26 October 2009
Wind Blows warning and  White Outs
City of Calgary issued

Wind  and snow forecast for Tuesday AM rush hour.
(Do not worry, a tandem sanding truck will not be blocking you.)

Sometime in the night a cold front will combine with a moist cell from BC with assistance from a Montana Banana band of rain. This will result in a 30cm dump in and around the Calgary. Expect long delays and girdlock throughout the rush hour.
City workers as usual may be caught working, the Mayor will disavow any knowledge of action.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

City Worker Does Not Wake Drivers


Worker for Calgary City Roads sleeps through heavy snowfall. He failed to wake fellow workers. Roads in the city quickly became skating rinks. The result was 200 plus vehicle accidents and several late employees.


The Mayor said:
"I think it does need to be topped up with a few extra million dollars."
The City admitted there are not enough workers to man all 70 sanders. The media did report that 70 trucks hit the road at 5:30am. Actually only about 50 trucks left the city yard. The workers could not get any sleep because of ringing phones.